thesickestjokes: The best bit of the Bible is when God gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted.
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the-absolute-best-posts: do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how